The Famous Bug List
1. The most famous bug of all is ME!! Okay, okay, so it's actually just ladybugs, but I'm a ladybug
too, ya know. Sheesh. Aren't you the picky one?
2. Another famous bug is the fly-in-your-soup bug. You know, "Waiter, there's a fly
in my soup." Well, actually, it's not really a bug, but it creeps some people out, so I
classify him/her/it as a bug.
3. My next famous bug is not a bug, but an evil arachnid. It is the spider that sat down beside
Little Miss Muffet who was just eating her curds and wey (blurgh!). I mean, is that a crime?
Well, actually, it might be, cuz maybe the spider owned the tuffet and Little Miss Muffet was
trespassing. Okay, so maybe that's not what happened, but remember, my brains are the size of a
laybug's.
4. My next famous bug may not be so famous, but someday they will when I write the trilogy,
'Cricket Wars'. You guessed it, the evil bugs are crickets (bum bum bum!) except that the
crickets I'm talking about are evilevilevilevil! They must have 26,000 legs and razor-sharp
jaws! Well...maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit. They're still scary, no matter what.
5. The next bug is the Bug A Boo. They call every three minutes then stop by your house. They
e-mail you 750,000,000 times a day and you get really stressed. Some worms I know are serious
Bug A Boos. And don't think beetles are any better.
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